Prologue

This year my Uni friends and I did our first Secret Santa or Kris Kringle if you like. Since there was only 5 of us it was most probably rigged which worked out to be a charm for me because my sisterly friend Bec was my buyer.

In past weeks we had been loitering around various shopping centre’s attempting Christmas shopping and had seen in Priceline these gigantic 750g Chupa Chups, which we laughed at for about 2 and a half minutes…mostly in regards to its weight.

Bec being the thoughtful friend she is recalled this 2.5 minutes and drove all the way to East Maitland (beyond the call of duty) to get this outstanding gift.

This is blog is a story of not only how you would go about licking this incredible lollipop to a stump but the fiascos that I am certain will occur along the way. Enjoy.

LOLLIPOP SPECS

Weight – 750 grams
Length – 36cm including stick
Circumference – 32cm
Flavour – most importantly, strawberry
Other – its 75 x a normal sized Chupa Chup